A few weeks ago my (very
in shape) friend Emily and I decided to take our little ones to a local
greenway with our bikes and double trailers.
We had four children in tow: Sadie (3), Griffin (21 months), Rowan (7
months), and Snow (7 months).
WHAT WERE WE
THINKING? Um…we WEREN’T.
The day was gorgeous-sunny
with a slight wind. It took us about 15 minutes to piece together
the equipment, couple the trailers to our bikes, and load up the kiddos. Sadie was reluctant to ride in our trailer
(because she wanted to be in her mommy’s, “the flat one” & because she is 3
and a she) but after a little convincing decided to join Griffin and me. Everyone was strapped in and we were ready to
go…just before I mounted my bike, the slight
wind blew it over. My response to
Sadie’s look of distress was, “It is going to be okay! The bike fell over because we are on gravel
and the kickstand wasn’t secure!” The
little confidence she had collected in riding with me was completely shaken but
she is brave and persistent so we pressed onward—until I realized that my keys
were missing. We hadn’t made it very far
so we pulled our little caravan over and I ran back for the keys that apparently
landed in the parking lot when the bike fell.
The next 1.5 miles were
the “Eye of our Storm.” Emily and I were
able to chit-chat, the kids were settled with snacks, no major issues to
report.
Thirty minutes into our
journey Sadie was in need of a change of transportation so she switched spaces
with Snow. Snow was content with where
she was originally seated. After the change she momentarily placated the adults,
but she soon began to fuss. About 10-15
minutes later the fuss had turned into a full-blown meltdown. Again, we pulled over and switched
babies. At this point I had Rowan and
Griffin and Emily had Sadie and Snow. Please bear in mind that each time a child
is moved they are being taken out of a 5-point harness and repositioned in
another 5-point harness. Snow
continued to protest her disapproval of the choices made by the adults and so
Emily and I decided to turn around and head back to the cars. I remember stupidly making a comment along
the lines of, “This proves that boys are easier than girls.” Rowan heard me and decided to challenge my
statement. Truthfully, he was
hungry. With two babies crying Emily and
I begin to pedal faster. And, by the
way, YES-the people that our entourage passed were quite amused. In an attempt to comfort Rowan, Griffin began
to pet him on his head. Surprisingly, this didn’t help and Rowan
began to cry harder and so Griffin retaliated by hitting him, repeatedly, on
his head. Still pedaling, I turned
around and used THE VOICE to discipline Griffin, who began to cry. Just in
case you aren’t keeping score, 3 of 4 children are now screaming. Poor Sadie had resorted to plugging her ears
with both hands pressed firmly into either side of her head to block out the
wailing (Emily and I were jealous that we couldn’t join her).
For the next 15 minutes or
so we pedaled as hard as possible. The slight wind blowing against the trailers
causing just enough resistance made
the last leg of our journey quite difficult.
I have never been so happy to see our cars! My legs felt like jello and I was certain
that cement had filled my shoes. Emily
immediately carseated and bottled both babies.
I retrieved Griffin from the trailer and realized he had soiled his
diaper. Awesome.
Sadie and Griffin
proceeded to run around in a nearby harvested cornfield while I dismantled the
trailer and loaded the bike. Feeling
resourceful I used one of the giant boulders dividing the field and the parking
lot as a changing table. I have failed
to mention that Griffin HATES to have his diaper changed-in ANY environment. I laid him across the boulder and he gave me
the “your kidding” furrowed brow. Midway
through the procedure with Griffin’s head hanging off the other side of the
rock I realized I was out of wipes.
Sadie had come over to survey my handy work and I asked her if she would
please go and get some wipes from her mother (still attending the babies). Sadie responded with, “Well, no, you can’t
use my wipes Laurie because…they are special wipes and they are just for me to
use and for Rowan to use and for Snow to use because…they are special
wipes.” All this being said while Griffin’s
feet are being held above his head, hiney exposed to the elements and two friendly black labs that had
come to sniff and observe. Needless to
say, Griffin and I were both very thankful that Emily had heard my request for
wipes and appeared with enough to complete the job.
After the older two
enjoyed a few base jumps off of the boulders and into my arms it was finally
time for our adventure to come to an end.